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What NOT to do as a tourist of New York City

Okay, so I've been thinking for a while of many reasons why not to write this post. I usually try not to complain about things, it's just a waste of everyone's time. But I think this post is very beneficial to anyone planning to visit NYC. So I've compiled this list for you so you don't become that annoying tourist.

1.) Don't stop in the middle of the sidewalk/road to stare at the sky.
2.) Don't stop in the middle of the sidewalk/road to take pictures of buildings and bright lights.
3.)
Don't stop in the middle of the sidewalk to discuss what to see next.
4.) Pick up the walking pace, this isn't your vacation walk on the beach. (I suggest your comfortable running shoes)
5.) Don't stop and stand directly in front of entryways to restaurants.
6.) Don't be afraid to venture out of "touristy areas" - For example, Times Square is a place I rarely go to. It's the most expensive as well.
7.) Don't take up the whole sidewalk when walking with your family or group of friends, walk in pairs of 2 so other people can get around you.
8.) Don't be afraid to ask "natives" for help or suggestions
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9.) Don't wear the I Love NY shirts until you get home.
10.) Plan your trip before you go out into the city, visit locations that are near each other before going to a different part of the city, time management is key.
11.) Don't wear Red Sox apparel.
12.) Don't beat your kids publicly.
13.) Don't put your kid on a leash.


In the subway...
1.) don't take up more than one seat on the train
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2.) when it's crowded, don't open up your massively large MTA subway map to figure out where you're going. (If you have an iPhone, download Kick Lite App - free)
3.) don't stare at the different types of people you've never seen before.
4.) after getting off the train, walk to the exit, don't turn around 20 times before deciding on which way.
5.) stand up and give that older lady your seat so she doesn't fall and hurt herself.
6.) shut your kids up.
7.) ask one of the natives for directions if you're lost, most new yorkers will help you out. (sidenote: once you get out of the train, ask someone else to see if he/she was right)
8.) you will see people begging for money, a lot of the money they collect doesn't go to where you think it does. Use your best judgment.
9.) don't try to sit between two people if you know you can't fit. (probably the most annoying thing ever)
10.) don't hit people with your overly large shopping bags or purses. (It still amazes me how some women, "native" or not, have no idea how big their purses are and disregard anything/anyone that comes in the way of them.)
11.) if you're wearing a backpack and it's extremely crowded, take it off and hold it in front of you. (This goes along with purses)
12.) wait until the train stops before trying to make your way to the door, there is no point in making people move while the train is in motion.
13.) ignore the crazy people talking to themselves and their invisible friends.
14.) don't let your kids wonder around aimlessly.
15.) don't stand anywhere near the stairs.
16.) don't stop walking when going up or down the stairs.
17.) don't stand in front of the turnstiles.
18.) don't sit down next to someone really closely and open up your newspaper (putting your hand/newspaper in someone elses personal space is not cool). Can't even tell you how many times I've wanted to slam someones newspaper to the ground for violating my personal space. :)

In the bus...
1.) the bus only takes change or a metro card, it does not accept dollar bills.
2.) you can take a lot of cross town buses instead of the subway system to save a lot of time.
3.) sit next to the window and take pictures of the awesome things that go by outside.
4.) stand up and give that elderly person your seat if they are forced to stand.
5.) wait until the bus stops before trying to make your way to the door, there is no point in making people move while the bus is in motion.
6.) shut your kids up.


The above list is just my observations after 2 years of living in this awesome city. And some of them are from suggestions from my twitter followers, thank you. (Most of you mentioned for tourists to not stop and stand in the way on the sidewalks.)

Below are links to other posts that have many more do's and don'ts.
How To Not Be A Tourist in NYC
How to Avoid Looking Like a Tourist in New York City.
How To Not Be a Douchebag Tourist in NYC
Ten Things Not to Do in New York City.
How to not to look like a tourist in New York City

 

Suggestion: If you're going to be in the city for 2-3 days just buy the 7-Day Unlimited MTA card, it will save you a lot of money and it's unlimited on the buses as well. It will also allow you to be stress free, you can go wherever, whenever, as many times as you'd like. When you are leaving, just give it to someone who is coming into the city at the airport. Also, once you've gone through the turnstile at a subway station with the unlimited MTA card, and if you change your mind and need to go above ground to make a phone call or something, you will have to wait 18 minutes before using it again at the same station.


If you have any you'd like to add, please do so in the comments. This post isn't meant to make tourists look or feel stupid, it's to help them prepare for a different pace of life.

Update: 11/06/09
1. If it's a crowded subway and every seat is taken, and you're obviously elbow to elbow sitting down, when the train clears out don't continue to sit super close to the person next to you when you can easily scoot over 2 feet to allow for the other person to relax.

2. If you're sitting directly across from the center pole that is in the middle of the aisle (mostly on the newer N/W line) and you have your leg's crossed to where it makes it impossible for someone to pass through the aisle without hitting your leg. Don't be upset when they walk right through your leg because you can't hear them asking you to get out of the way.

:)

Comments (49)

Sep 11, 2009
Ha! Thank you!
Sep 11, 2009
simonbanyard said...
Surely those rules should be universal?
Sep 11, 2009
jontasc said...
Love your post, but you forgot one thing: For the love of god, if you're not walking up the escalator, stand to the right side so people can get past you..
Sep 11, 2009
Nicholas Patten said...
haha thanks, ya that's a great one too.
Sep 11, 2009
Calvin Chin said...
So funny haha. Don't wear Red Sox apparel. So true. And I love how you put shut your kids up in multiple sections. Awesome.

And about the escalator, that's something I still have to try and remember!

Sep 11, 2009
Lise said...
I'm not sure if this was done in jest or if you're serious. A lot of what you've listed is more personality type offenses. Unfortunately, I don't think a list is going to get through to those type of people.

I've been to NYC once as a teenager. I loved it. The people were rude, the city was nuts. I anticipated all that, though.

One thing I will say about your list regarding #1 and #2. Obviously, I'd do this safely and definitely not in the middle of the road but considering I am a tourist and who knows when I'll get back to see this amazing city again, I will stop and I will stare and I will be in awe of the city and if you have to walk around me and bitch at me, then walk around me and bitch at me. As a native, you have to remember that this is awesome and new and amazing. I will get my memories even if that means a tiny inconvenience to the natives.

P.S. I almost wanna go back wearing an I Love NYC tee now in your honor. ;)

Sep 11, 2009
Nicholas Patten said...
Haha I love it. :) - looks like you didn't read the whole thing. At the bottom it says this...

This post isn't meant to make tourists look or feel stupid, it's to help them prepare for a different pace of life.

Most of the list is jokingly honest do's and don'ts and it's in my viewpoint. This city is awesome because of the different types of people, mean, nice, or whatever. Out of the millions of New York City residences I don't think I'm alone.

In Times Square you can get five I Love NY t-shirts for $10.

;)

Sep 11, 2009
Lise said...
No, but that's my point. I honestly wouldn't care if I looked stupid or if some New Yorker yelled at me for stopping the flow of traffic. (which would actually be kinda cool and I would so tell everyone when I got home. "I got yelled at by some ass on the street! Just because I _stopped_ on the sidewalk! Can you believe that?!" Ha!"

I guess I just felt I had to speak up since you listed those as #1 and #2 and I feel strongly about making my memories or getting my photos.

And five for $10? YES! I'll go with friends and we'll each wear one every single day. Sounds perfect. ;)

Sep 12, 2009
Greg said...
never been never will be
Sep 12, 2009
MAK9 said...
i am printing a few hundred of these out. i plan on paying for someone to hand them out in midtown. don't be surprised if you see this again. fantastic list, mr. patten. ;)
Sep 12, 2009
Sebastian Payne said...
I will be sure to remember this if/ever I manage to make the trip across the Atlantic :)
Sep 12, 2009
Holy Astronaut said...
I'll remember it when I go to NY.
BTW, almost the same rules apply in here where I'm living now except you can beat your kids publicly and no one will say a word. lol
Sep 12, 2009
Nicholas Patten said...
:) Ya the same rules apply to many big cities across the world. The whole point is to have consideration for others and to enjoy your trip to NYC. If you get a chance, a great place to walk as fast or slow as you want, is to take a walk around Jacqueline Onassis Reservoir. (for a great view, I'd suggest going there around 4:30-5am or so to see the sun come up.)

Here are some pics from early in the morning at the reservoir.
http://twitpic.com/b3eac
http://twitpic.com/ay484
http://twitpic.com/b3eoe

Sep 12, 2009
Fred Jame said...
You are absolutely right. I used to live in NYC for years, and these were what I told newcomers. :)
Sep 12, 2009
Jarin Udom said...
All of this stuff applies to Tokyo too :)
Sep 12, 2009
Mark Jacobs said...
Frankly: my number one principle: Do not visit New York City. It is unexciting, old, and difficult to reach because of all the homeland crap (for a European). Go, see Shanghai or Dubai instead. Metropoles on their way up. ;-)
Sep 13, 2009
Saurabh Arora said...
haha funny!
Sep 13, 2009
Foomandoonian said...
I was pleased that when I visited NY some years ago, I got asked for directions by other tourists several times. I made some effort not to be touristy, and it seems I succeeded. :)

I don't understand the one about *not* having your kid on a leash. I'm no parent, but surely using a leash is a good way to keep a small child safe in such a busy city?

Sep 13, 2009
ben patterson said...
these rules apply even more-so in London....

good list.

Sep 13, 2009
Nicholas Patten said...
:) Thanks.

Update:
If you have a backpack or purse with you in the train and you sit down with your backpack/purse, make sure it isn't going into someone elses lap.

Sep 13, 2009
John Serra said...
Now you got me all nostalgic... :-(
Sep 14, 2009
Rob King said...
Helpful and informative list. I may need to compile a list for New Yorkers that come to my town.
Sep 15, 2009
Christy said...
Hah....How about a I Love NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY shirt?
Sep 16, 2009
Laura Janelli said...
Very funny!!!
Sep 16, 2009
Nicholas Patten said...
:) Thanks.
Sep 17, 2009
Des Walsh said...
Great city, great list. Thanks Nicholas. One thing though, I've never been able to find these rude New York people - Sydney, my home town is these days a different story. In New York I've found people tremendously helpful with directions. On the train to the airport last time we had just about a whole compartment chiming in to help us with assurances that yes indeed we were on the right train, info about where we would get off, etc. Having had several goes at finding economical but nice accommodation (and been told by some to forget that conjunction) last time we found the Pod Hotel on E 51st St, which I stayed in years ago when it was the Pickwick Arms. Talk about a 21st century transformation! Free wi-fi, courteous and helpful staff, great price, perfect location for exploring (and for getting to the train to get to the airport etc) - and still tiny rooms, but v well fitted out now. And no, I get no commission. :)
Sep 17, 2009
Nicholas Patten said...
:) Yeah, you're right. There are a lot of very nice people in New York City. But there are also rude people, usually those are the people that tourist remember, giving NYC a bad name.
Sep 17, 2009
Akshay said...
Common courtesy is the underlying theme. Although, some of these things, especially the stop and smell the roses one I like doing. I'm a New Yorker and it's all about individuality. Some of the things you mentioned make the city fun and interesting. Others sad and disappointing.

An open mind doesn't mean you must accept everything, but NYC is constantly reforming itself. We must create new rules with new blood.

Sep 17, 2009
Nicholas Patten said...
Very nice, well said.

No day is the same, the journey home is not the same path as the day before, and nowhere you look in this city that it isn't a great picture, I'm starting to see why tourists stop and pause in amazement. But of course, in the middle of a supercrowded small sidewalk.

Sep 18, 2009
Aaron Yendall said...
I remember many years ago in the middle of the night, I was sitting waiting for a train when two very happy and tipsy guys walked into the station singing the old classic "Can't help falling in love". At first, the crowd seemed to be a bit taken back, but by the time these guys made it to the platforms, everyone in the station was happily singing along with them.

This is what I think of when I think of the subway stations in New york.

Sep 19, 2009
This is a great post Nicholas, and I think it probably works to a greater or lesser degree for all cities worldwide.

An excellently written list of suggestions!

Sep 19, 2009
Nicholas Patten said...
Thanks, ya it applies to a lot of different places. The underlying topic is consideration for others. :)
Sep 21, 2009
Carolyn Chan said...
Note: the words on the $5 t-shirt comes off after one wash. lol.
Sep 22, 2009
tony bordonaro said...
I am originally from brooklyn ...great thoughts you have there ...how about no matter what you see act nonchalant ...dont stare
Sep 22, 2009
Nicholas Patten said...
:) Thanks. That's a good one too.
Sep 23, 2009
Miyuki Li said...
Most of d points u made here is quite d same for tourists who visiting Tokyo or should I say,it applies at all metropolitans... It's fun to read.
Sep 23, 2009
tracy tesmer said...
like this, and when visiting NYC I am grateful I did pretty much everything on your list correctly...yeah me for not looking like a tourist (although I did take a quick walk through Times Square and Pho somewhere nearby)
Sep 24, 2009
Nicholas Patten said...
Thanks :)
Sep 25, 2009
nicholaspatten said...
Update: If you're reading your newspaper on the train and your elbows keep hitting the person next to you when you turn the page, stop after he/she shakes his/her head multiple times because of your lack of consideration. (P.S. no offense, but why are you reading the newspaper still anyways?)
Sep 25, 2009
Angeli Arndt said...
I considered printing out this list for Chicago, but I remembered that the natives are just as guilty as all of these things as tourists seem to be. By the way, I still love taking random street pictures and paying special attention to the mutterers. :)
Sep 25, 2009
Nicholas Patten said...
Haha ya, true. I take a lot of pics of NYC, it never gets old. It's the same with Chicago and I'm sure a lot of other cities as well.
Oct 06, 2009
Thanks for the advice! Very useful :)
Oct 06, 2009
Hahaha! Nice post! I enjoyed lots!!!
Oct 06, 2009
Nicholas Patten said...
:) Thanks.
Oct 07, 2009
Its all good and well to let the tourists know what they're doing wrong and how to seem more like a new yorker, but isnt that sort of the whole point when you're a tourist? If you're only gonna be there a few days or a week, then why get into the flow of things when it could very well cause you more stress at having to keep up with the boeing pace of the city. Also, to be fair, I have never been to New York, so dont know what its like.
Not saying I didnt enjoy reading it because I think it applies to most westernised countries. Except for "In the subways..." #13 I think the crazy people and their invisible friends have more to say than the everyday quiet ones.
Nice one Nic
Oct 07, 2009
Nicholas Patten said...
Thanks. It all boils down to common courtesy for others, a lot of what I wrote is comical, but very true. I find new things to add to the list every day. Being a tourist, to me, is going to a new place to enjoy it without interfering with the every day life, whether it's fast paced or not. But we all know the list above is going to be ignored every time, no matter what. Ha.
Oct 16, 2009
Wayne Robinson said...
I'll follow every one of these except #11.. :)
Oct 16, 2009
Nicholas Patten said...
haha, had to throw that one in there. :)
Nov 06, 2009
Nicholas Patten said...
Update: 11/06/09 - In original post.

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